I stand in a wide flat land
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No shadow or shade of a doubt
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Whore the megaphone man
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Met the girl with her hand that's
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Covering most of her mouth
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Fall in love with a bright idea
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And the way a world is revealed to you
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Fat man and dancing girl
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And most of the show is concealed from view
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Monkey in the middle
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Keeps singing that tune
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I don't want to hear it
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Get rid of it soon
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MC on the stage tonight
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Is a man named Billy Purl
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He's The International Fun Boy
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And he knows the worth of beautiful girl
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Stand on the tightrope
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Never dreamed I would fall
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Monkey in the middle
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Keeps doing that trick
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It's making me nervous
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Get rid of it quick
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I stand in a wide flat land
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No shadow or shade of a doubt
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Where the megaphone man
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Met the girl with her hand
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That's covering most of her mouth
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Does she tell the truth?
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Does she hide the lie?
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Does she say it so no one can know?
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Fat man and the dancing girl
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And it's all part of the show
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Stand on the tightrope
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Never dreamed I could fall
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Monkey in the middle
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Keeps singing that tune
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I don't want to hear it
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Get rid of it soon
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Monkey in the middle
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Keeps doing that trick
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It's making me nervous
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Get rid of it quick
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Fat Man & Dancing Girl
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