Stimpy: (tap dancing)
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Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about?
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Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren. Pretty good, huh?
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Ren: It just sounds like noise to me. And you look even more stupid then ususal.
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Stimpy: Oh pshaw. Tap dancing is fun Ren. Why don't you join me?
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Ren: Ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot.
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Stimpy: Come on ... No one will ever see you.
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Ren: No way!
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Stimpy: Just put on these shoes and move your feet...
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Ren: Back off man! I can do it. (tap dancing)
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Stimpy: Now, don't you feel better?
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Ren: Hey! This is fun! You're right Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you.
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Stimpy: Think nothing of it buddy!
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Ren: Pal! (and into the song....)
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Stimpy: It's really great - to have a chum.
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Who's kind and caring - and lots
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of fun
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He slaps me around when I
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feel blue
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Only a pal would do that for you
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His name is Ren & when it
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comes to a friend
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No one is better
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Stimpy: Your turn pal
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Ren: O.K. Buddddd... (scream)
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You eediot, if you're going to tap dance do it on your own two feet.
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Stimpy: Whoops.
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Ren: He's really fat - but I admit
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He's not so dumb - for an eediot
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I hate the smell of his litter box
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And when he fills with glue my
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stay-put socks
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He's lost his mind, but when
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I'm in a bind
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He's better than no one!
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Ren: Would you comb my hair?
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Stimpy: With glee!
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Ren: Would you polish my toes?
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Stimpy: For free!
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Ren: Would you shave my tongue?
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Stimpy: Whoopee!
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Ren & Stimpy: You're the friend for me!
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Ren: My friend to the end -
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which I hope is soon
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Has a head full of air - like a
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red ballon
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Stimpy: A ballon head, wow! -
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what a great thing to be.
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Your always say the nicest thing to me.
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Ren: You're a fool
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Stimpy: But I think your cool
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No one is better!
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Stimpy: Would you tell me a story?
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Ren: No way!
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Stimpy: Would you pick my nose?
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Ren: For pay!
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Stimpy: Would you scratch my back?
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Ren: No!
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Stimpy: Pluck my brows?
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Ren: Erghhhh!
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Stimpy: Lick my fur?
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Ren: Arright Stimpy! That's it!
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I've had enough of your stupid questions! The answer is no!
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No, I tell you. A thousand times nooooooo!
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Stimpy: Oh, just asking!
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Ren: We're opposites by nature
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Stimpy: He's a dog, and I'm a cat - I think
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Ren: But put us both together
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Stimpy: And we're a perfect match
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I'm glad he's here to tell me
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what to do
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Ren: Somebody's got to think for you
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You may be a dud, but when I need a bud
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You're better than no one!
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Stimpy: No on is better!
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Ren: You're better than...
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Stimpy: No one is...
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Ren: Better than...
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Stimpy: No one...
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Ren & Stimpy: No one - is better.
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Better Than No One
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Ren & Stimpy |