by Grant Baciocco
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v2.1 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network
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(Parody Of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde)
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Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends
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The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends
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So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair
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Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair.
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I want hair like you
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(Don't wanna be a slob)
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I want hair like you
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(Just get that cute little bob)
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I want hair like you
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And you'll have hair like me too.
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Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show
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And the young doctor never let's his hair grow.
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He's got a sixty dollar crew cut
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But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.
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I want hair like you
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(Cut it nice and short)
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I want hair like you
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(Like a sailor in a port)
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I want hair like you
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And you'll have hair like me too.
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No one could ever tell me,
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That I am too darn trendy.
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I like being lead by my nose
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Do what tv tells me
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I go buy all the t-shirts
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And all of the soundtracks
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With all the bucks that I spend
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I am a executives's dream...yeah
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Who cares if people just stop and stare?
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Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.
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I want hair like you
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(Don't wanna be a slob)
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I want hair like you
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(Just get that cute little bob)
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I want hair like you
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And you'll have hair like me too.
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I want hair like you
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(Cut it nice and short)
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I want hair like you
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(Like a sailor in a port)
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I want hair like you
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And you'll have hair like me too.
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I Want Hair Like You
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The Rembrandts |