we are the pirates who don't do anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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well I've never been to Greenland
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and I've never been to Denver
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and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
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and I've never been to Moscow
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and I've never been to Tampa
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and I've never been to Boston in the fall
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we are the pirates who don't do anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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and I've never hoist the main sail
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and I've never swabbed the poop deck
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and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
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and I've never walked the gang plank
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and I've never owned a parrot.
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and I've never been to Boston in the fall
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we are the pirates who don't do anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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I've never plucked a rooster
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and I am not too good at ping-pong
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and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
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and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
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and I've never gotten head lice
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and I have never been to Boston in the fall
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(pirate captains log 2002
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who be this band relient k
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and why they be so full of contradictions)
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we don't know what he did
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but we're down with captain kidd
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we don't wake up before lunch
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but we all eat captain crunch
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we don't smoke, we don't chew
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we watch captain kangaroo
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and I've never licked a spark-plug
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and I've never sniffed a stink bug
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and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
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and I've never bathed in yogurt
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and I don't look good in leggings
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and I've never been to Boston in the fall
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we are the pirates who don't do anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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we are the pirates who don't do anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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Relient K |