Seems like everything I like
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Will make me sick or poor or fat
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Oh you beautiful doll sez qho
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Say one for me
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And try not to laugh
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Who's got the time?
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Whh'll hold the horses
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Now ya see it
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Now ya don't
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Now I've seen everything
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At least everything I want!
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Tasty, very sweet
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Honney for the life of me
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Tell me baby please,
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Who's that unexpected company?
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So it's up the road
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Turn right next Thursday
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Think that's where I'm gone
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I ain't drownin' just waving
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Ain't even worth a song
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We was makin' something of it
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And "X" did mark the spot
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But "Y"'s a crooked letter
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I forgot...,
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Burt not me Chief
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I'm just Radar
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I don't talk in front of the kids
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I know the difference
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See; the meek shall inherit shit.
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I'd wait for her parade
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While she's out doin' Yankee doodie
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Thought I had it made
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But the gravy train was late as usual
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And it's up the road
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Turn right next Thursday
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Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drownin' just wavin'
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Ain't even worh a song
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See ya in the funny papers
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Guess that's where I'll be
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They say two fools born a minute
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Guess that makes me three.
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Two Fools A Minute
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| David Lee Roth |
