One beer then I’m gone
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The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on
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got together and decided to come here
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They’re not pretty
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They’re not small
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I don’t give a damn at all
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Tonight I’m only having just one beer
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Yeah tonight I’m only having just two beers
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I don’t mind the atmosphere in here
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It feels so right, it must be wrong
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I know I can’t stay too long
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Tonight I’m only having just two beers
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Three beers but no more
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There’s no way I’m drinking four
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My attitude’s improving with the beer
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I was mad but now I’m glad
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The women in here, they ain’t so bad
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Tonight I’m only having just three beers
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Yeah tonight I’m only having just six beers
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I kinda like the atmosphere in here
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It feels so right, it must be wrong
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I know I can’t stay too long
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Tonight I’m only having just six beers
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Twelve beers then I quit
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Oh good Lord I’m drunk as shit
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I just spent my whole paycheck in here
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I took a chance
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I tried to dance
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I threw up and pissed my pants
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All off one beer
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Yeah tonight I’m only having just one beer
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At least that’s what I said when I got here
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It felt so right, but it was wrong
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I know that I’ve stayed too long
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I think I musta drank hundred beers
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Well now I wished I had only one beer
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God I wish I never came in here
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Just One Beer
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| Rodney Carrington |
