When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
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Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
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Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
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Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with a shower curtain
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It's those little things those itty bitty things
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It's those little things like that that piss me off
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When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed
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She takes her clothes off and she starts to....
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I ask her name was she told me in was Venus
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Well I reach down between her legs...
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It's those little things those itty bitty things
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That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it pissed me off
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Little Things
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Rodney Carrington |