I don't like poodles and potpourri
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Pastel colors ain't good on me
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I need a woman that I can't squeeze
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These are the things that I believe
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I like John Wayne and overalls
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Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
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I thank God that I've got balls
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A pickup truck and a texas drawl
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I don't like flowers and fancy wine
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Or talking on the telephone all the time
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I don't want nothing near my behind
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It's an exit, it suits me fine
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These are all those reasons I ain't queer
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(These are all the reasons he ain't queer)
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I think two holes are better than one
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If you ask me, well thats more fun
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In 'n' out and then I'm done
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Two guys kissing would make me run
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I don't like sex on a fufu bed
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I don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
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I did it once and my face turned red
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You saw the tape so enoughs been said
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Me and my buddies we like to drink
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Watching fights at the hockey rink
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You won't catch me wearing pink
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I like the fact that my pecker don't stink
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Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer
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Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
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These are all those reasons
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The crazy cuckoo reasons
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These are all those reasons I ain't queer
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All The Reasons
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| Rodney Carrington |
