Well, I remember way back when i was just a boy,
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goin places with my mom and dad,
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It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
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after six or seven beers she's had.
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we were sittin at a table when momma got disabled
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all the liquor runnin to her head,
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Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said...
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"Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out showing everybody in town."
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Faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead,
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there where people standing all around
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when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin',
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and there's nothing anybody can do,
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Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma's out drinkin' with you
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Well, we got her in the truck
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and we started drivin' home
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when momma said she had to go,
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daddy pulled it over,
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we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin' on a show
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then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,
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when we heard momma holler
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if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these.
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"Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out."
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Showin' everybody in town
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Faces turnin' red, we were wishing we were dead
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There were people standing all around
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When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'
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and there's nothing anybody can do
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Won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma's out drinking with you.
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Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma's out drinking with you.
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Don't Look Now
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Rodney Carrington |