Ladies and Gentlemen,
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The Man Song!
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(He's the man!)
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(He's the man!)
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I don't take no crap from anybody
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[else but you]
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I wear the pants around here
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[when I finish with your laundry]
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Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
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[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
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I'm the man of this house
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[until you get home]
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(He's the man!)
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(He's the man!)
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What I say goes around here
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[right out the window]
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and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
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[so I'll shut up]
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The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
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[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
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Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here
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[but it's all in my head]
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(He's the man!)
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(He's the man!)
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And I can have sex anytime
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[that you want it]
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Coz I'm a man who has needs
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[but they're not that important]
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And don't expect any flowers from me
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[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewellery]
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I'm the King of my castle
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[when you're not around]
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(He's the man!)
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(He's the man!)
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
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[get in trouble]
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And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
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[to sleep on the couch]
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Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
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[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
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Because I'm Top dog around here
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[but I've been neutered]
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(He's the man!)
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(He's the man!)
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(You the man!)
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The Man Song
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| Rodney Carrington |
