(TLC parody of the song "No Scrubs")
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Not available for purchase
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A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that
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And also known as a hoochie
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Trynna get money from all these guys
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Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)
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I'm not Captain Save a hoe
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I'm not giving you none of my dough
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Don't wanna give you nothin' (no)
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So girl don't waste my time
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Chorus:
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I don't want no hooch
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A hoochie get knocked in the head with
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The boot from me
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Hanging at the backstage at every concert
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Givin' up the punanie for free
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I don't want no hooch
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A hoochie get knocked in the head with
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The boot from me
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Hangin' at the backstage at every concert
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Givin' up the punnanie for free
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Said a hoochie shows her ass
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And she has no class
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And plus she's dirty and stinky
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She got weaves in her hair with no underwear
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And got stains like Monica Lewinsky (ewwww)
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So (no)
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I'm not Captain Save a hoe
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I'm not giving you none of my dough
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I'm not give you nothin' (no)
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So girl don't waste my time
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Chorus
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If you have fake nails and contact lenses
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Oh yes son I'm talking to you
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If you buy your clothes at Duran Square
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Oh yes son I'm talking to you
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If you have five kids with three different dads
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Oh yes son I'm talking to you
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I say you get happy from my money oh no
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I don't want no
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Hooooochies
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Hooooochies
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Hooooochies
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Hooooochies
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Chorus
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No Hooch
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