Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too
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No points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for you
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Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping
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But here's the way to maximm points, you'll do it without trying
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Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid
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Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver
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Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it "Non-Survivor"
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Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven
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Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven
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There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
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But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
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Tell the cops "He just came out of nowhere"
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One point for road rage tailgaiters
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Two for custom license platers
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Three for the Beamer driving ponce
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Four for a limo full of debutantes
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Five for the re-made retro classic
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Six for the original while we're at it
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Seven if it's open-top red and sporty
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Bonus if the driver's over forty
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Eight for bumper-sticker teasers
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Remember to honk if you love Jesus
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We must observe equal opportunity
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Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody.
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Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
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