Somalia has got the hunger
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Yugoslavia's battle will always rage
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Germany's got a guilty conscience
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And Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS.
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But in the global battle for misery
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You know, we all win it
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'Cause we're all Victorians
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And we've got Jeffrey Kennett.
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Stalin, he fucked communism
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Germany and Hitler fucked the Yids
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We all fuck the ozone layer
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Woody Allen, he fucks the kids.
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Some people they fuck animals
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But if you're kinky, why wait?
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Come on down to Victoria
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See one man fuck a state.
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Queensland used to be the national joke
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And Adelaide was full of S and M botty-spankers
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Perth was full of crooked businessmen
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And Sydney, still full of wankers
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Tasmanians, I've never met met any.
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But the whole nation knows that
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We all voted in Jeffrey Kennett
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And that makes every Victorian a prat.
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The West and South Australians were right
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They've know for years that Vics were pricks
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And now the whole nation can agree
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kick a Vic, kick a Vic, Kick me,
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I'm one, come on, kick each other
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But don't forget that when we're kicking each other to death
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There's one man who deserves it more than the rest -
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and his first name is Jeff.
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Recorded By JJJ, 24/1/93, Melbourne Showgrounds
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TISM |