I was waiting at the Pearly Gates
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But the angels said "It's members only, mate"
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St. Peter was shepherding in the meek
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But all he said to me was "Schoolies Week."
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Lucifer's got issues with Paradise
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So he blocked the view with miles of high-rise
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Car yards far as the eye can see
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And a million teens who think they're free
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Schoolies Week
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Schoolies Week
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In Hell it's always
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Schoolies Week
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Devil don't need fire and brimstone
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His place is full of kids with mobile phones
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You still hear weeping and gnashing teeth
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But that's just bad E and too much lemon Ruski
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Monday!! - Binge drinking
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Tuesday!! - The world owes yuo a living
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Wednesday!! - Everyone calls you "man"
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Thursday!! - Every car's a Divvy Van
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Friday!! - One big Desperate Dateless Ball
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Saturday!! - Sorted for Rohipnol
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Sunday!! - Wake up with vomit breath
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Monday!! - Back to the start again
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So you better pray you haven't been bad
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Or you could wake up in a "Say No To Drugs" ad
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Devil rubs his hands in glee
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And in a booming voice shouts: "Fluffy Ducks are on me!"
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Schoolies Week
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