If its different, punch
| If its lager, lunch
| If it moves, root
| If it quacks, shoot
| If its mates, protect
| If its wife, neglect
| If its wages, bet
| If its vicious, pet
| If its American, ape
| If its a blonde, gape
| If its boobs, inflate
| If its V8, venerate
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| Yahoooo!
| Yahoooo!
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| If its sport, booze
| If its licence, lose
| If its engine, thrash
| If its buttcrack, flash
| If its the boys, lairin'
| If its women, no swearin'
| If its the footy trip, anaesthesia
| If its back home, amnesia
| If its party, newted
| If its bedroom, putrid
| If its foreplay, forgotten
| If its rockin', don't bother knockin'
|
| Yahoooo!
| Yahoooo!
|
| If its a party, fight
| If its winning, skite
| If its politics, right
| If its flatulence, light
| If its tabloid, believe it
| If its broadsheet, don't read it
| If its music, rock
| If its casino, flock
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| Yob
| | TISM |
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