You're a yob or you're a wanker -
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Take your fucking choice
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So who is your favourite genius
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James Hird or James Joyce?
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You ever seen a live performance?
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Join the wanker club
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You thought I meant table top dancing?
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You're a yobbo, bub
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What are ya? Yob or wanker?
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Wankers once used mobile phones
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But now that's sorta changing
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And yobs once lived in cottage homes -
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Ain't social change amazing?
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If a yob and wanker want a girl
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The wanker guy will get her -
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Both of them are equally ugly
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But the wanker hides it better
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What are ya? Yob or wanker?
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A wanker fights inequality
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And for people's rights;
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A wanker fights class prejudice
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A yobbo just fights
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Yob or wanker - wanker or yob
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Pass me the brush to tar ya:
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Make your choice then live your life;
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Come on pal, what are ya?
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Whatareya?
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| TISM |
