My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
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He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
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She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town
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They're lookin' for a good time
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They're fun to be around
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I said what do she look like?
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He scratched his head and stated
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"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated.
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We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine
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and really double date 'em
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Then take 'em back to the motel six and
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Try to seperate 'em.
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They showed up in a pick up
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They were right on time
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His was kinda heafty
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But not half as big as mine
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I'm runnin' block
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Turn the lights down low
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Runnin' block
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Don't want know one to know
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That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215
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Sometimes you got to bow up
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And take one for the team
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She cleaned her plate at dinner
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Then she ate what's left of mine
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Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
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She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig
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I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big
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You know why?
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'Cuz my brother's havin' a party
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Thought you outta know
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He's got coeds swimmin naked
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Runnin' Block
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| Toby Keith |
