[Doctor] Scalpel
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[Nurse] Here
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[Doctor] Sponge
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[Nurse] Here
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[Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
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[Nurse] Ah!
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[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
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[Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
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[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
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[Nurse] Oh my God!
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[Eminem]
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These are the results of a thousand electric volts
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A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"
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A kid who refused to respect adults
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Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
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A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
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Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
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And I might snap, one day just like that
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I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack
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(Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said,
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"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die"
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I looked at my watch it was one twenty
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"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"
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He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."
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My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
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Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
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I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst!
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Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
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[N] "What's the matter?"
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[E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
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[N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
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[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
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[N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.
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And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
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[E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
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[N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."
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[Chorus: repeat 2X]
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Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
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Drugs is what they used to say I was on
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They say I never knew which way I was goin
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But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
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[Eminem]
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Brain damage..
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Way before my baby daughter Hailey
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I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
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An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
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so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
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One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
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And had me in the position to beat me into submission
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He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
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Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
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I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
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But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
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He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
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The principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
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and started helpin him stomp me
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I made them think they beat me to death
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Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
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Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
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Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
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Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
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"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
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or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
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Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
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I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
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I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
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and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
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Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.... Made it home, later that same day
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Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
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I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
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I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
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My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
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Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
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She beat me over the head with the remote control
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opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
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I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
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[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
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[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
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Took it and stuck it back up in my head
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then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
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[Chorus]
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[Eminem]
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Brain damage..
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It's brain damage..
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I got brain damage..
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It's brain damage..
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It's probably brain damage..
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It's brain damage..
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Brain damage..
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I got brain damage..
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Brain Dama |