Aye yo Paul, It's Em
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I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
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And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
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What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
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Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
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Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
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You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
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And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
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Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
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Well he'll always be that Michael to me
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And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
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Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
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And I hope they all fucking die!
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How do you like that?
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And I like him, I like him a lot
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I want to touch him but I can't
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Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
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Sorry
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Anyways, call me back
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I have this idea about how I want to end the show
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So, hit me when you get this message fucker
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Oh, and by the way
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No I don't have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)
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Em Calls Paul (Skit)
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