Ho Ho Ho
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So many christmas letters,
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So many wishes,
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Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
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Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
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Oh, this list is rather long,
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
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Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,
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Cos there's alot of cool shit I want
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I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,
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Cos there's alot of cool shit I want,
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So here's my list-a,
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So check it out twice-a,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,
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I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
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I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
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I want to chop Florida off the map,
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I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,
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So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,
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Thats all the cool shit I want,
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But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
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There's still alot of cool shit I want,
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So here's my list-a,
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So check it out twice-a,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A time machine and a BB gun,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
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I waaaaaaant,
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To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,
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There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,
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That there's some really cool shit I want,
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I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
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That I deserve every single one,
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So here's my list-a,
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So check it out twice-a,
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I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,
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PS I still-a need some more shit-a,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
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I waaaaaaant,
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A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
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I waaaaaaant,
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All the cool shit I want!
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Things I Want
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| Tenacious D |
