..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
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A long ass fucking' time ago,
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In a town called Kickapoo,
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There lived a humble family
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Religious through and through.
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But nay there was a black sheep,
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And he knew just what to do.
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His name was young J.B.
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And he refused to step in-line.
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A vision he did see-eth
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fucking' rockin' all the time.
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He wrote a tasty jam
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And all the planets did align.
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..::Jack Black (Son)::..
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Oh the dragon's butt was blazin'
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As I stepped into his cave.
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Then I sliced his fucking' cockles,
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With a long and shiney blade!
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'Twas I who fucking the dragon,
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fuckulazeing sing fuckaloo!
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And if you try to fuck with me,
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Then I shall fuck you too!
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Gotta get it on in the party zone!
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Gotta lose control in the party zone!
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Gotta lick and dick in the party zone!
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Gotta fuck a toad in the party zone!
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..::Kyle Gass (Father)::..
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You've disobeyed my orders son,
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Why were you ever born?
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Your brother's ten times better than you,
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Jesus loves him more.
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This music that you play for us
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Comes from the depths of hell.
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Rock and roll's the devil's work,
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He wants you to rebel.
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You'll become a mindless puppet;
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Beelzebub will pull the strings!
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Your heart will lose direction,
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And chaos it will bring.
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You'd better shut your mouth,
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You better watch your tone!
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You're going for a week with no telephone!
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Don't let me here you cry,
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Don't let me hear you moan!
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You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
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..::Jack Black (Son)::..
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Dio can you hear me?
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I am lost and so alone...
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I'm askin' for your guidance,
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Won't you come down from your throne?
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I need a tight compadre
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Who will teach me how to rock.
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My Father thinks you're evil,
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But man, he can suck a rock.
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Rock is not the devil's work,
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It's magical and rad.
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I'll never rock as long as I am
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Stuck here with my Dad...
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..::Jack Black (Dio poster)::..
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I hear you brave young Jables,
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You are hungry for the rock.
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But to learn the ancient method,
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Sacred doors you must unlock.
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Escape your father's clutches,
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And this oppressive neighborhood.
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On a journey you must go,
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To find the land of Hollywood!
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In The City of Fallen Angels,
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Where the ocean meets the sand,
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You will form a strong alliance,
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And the world's most awesome band!
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To find your fame and fortune,
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Through the valley you must walk.
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You will face your inner demons.
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Now go my son and rock!
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..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
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So he went from fucking' Kickapoo
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With hunger in his heart.
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And he journeyed far and wide
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To find the secrets of his art.
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But in the end he knew
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That he would find his counterpart.
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Rooooock!
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Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
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Raye-yayayayaye-yock.
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Kickapoo (SNL Version)
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| Tenacious D |
