I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one I know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
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But all I wanna do is get into his parka
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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Well .. me an Nukfluckchuckbuck, we both like blubber
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But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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(chika shhh... chika shhhh...)
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I made a wish on the northern lights
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That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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And the seals they sing now
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*seal noises*
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These cold winter nights are taking their toll
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I even get excited when I see the north pole
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*See the north pole*
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one I know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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Like the proclaimers!
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one I know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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In my tribe
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Like Bob Dylan!
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one I know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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Like Rick Ocasek from the Cars
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one I know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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and he used to be mi-i-i-i-ine
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Like Oasis
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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(start fighting)
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Like Van Morrison
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(slurred)
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I ain't seen it coming on a ski.....
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Jesus Christs fits in there somehow as well
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and the crack was good
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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I'm the only one i know
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I'm the only gay eskimo
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in my tribe.
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I'm the Only Gay Eskimo
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| Tenacious D |
