My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
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You make me smile with my heart
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Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
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But you're my favourite work of art
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Is your figure less than Greek?
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Is your mouth a little weak?
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When you open it to speak
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Are you smart?
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Don't change a hair for me
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Not if you care for me
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Stay little valentine, stay
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Each day is Valentine's day
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My Funny Valentine
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Elvis Costello |