I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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I can have a dark side
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I can develop my brooding potential
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If pain's what you want in a man
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Pain I can do
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I can have a dark side, too
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I can have a dark side...
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Hey!
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I called my girlfriend up on the phone
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I said, "Hey g-girlfriend what's g-going wrong?"
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She said, "I'm breaking it off with you
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I feel as if the m-m-magic has gone."
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I said, "Hey baby, what you talking about?
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I thought that everything was just fine."
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She said, "That's exactly the point
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I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time
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I need somebody deeper than you
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Someone with a little third-dimension."
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I said,
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Well, I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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I can have a dark side
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I can develop my brooding potential
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If pain's what you want in a man
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Pain I can do
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I can have a dark side, too
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I can have a dark side...
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I wrote a letter to Mr Sony
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I said, "Hey S-sony what's g-going down?
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I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked
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And I th-think you should s-spread it around."
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He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work
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He said, "It's clever and quirky
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But I promise you this:
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You could be clever as Voltaire
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But it won't get you nowhere
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If you wanna sell discs
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Clever never made no one rich
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It doesn't appeal to the teenage market
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The teenage market!"
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I said,
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I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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I can have a dark side
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I can reveal my tortured internals
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If pain's what you want in an act
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Pain I can do
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I can have a dark side, too
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I can have a dark side, too
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Jeremy has spoken at last
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Daddy never came to my ball games
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Where were you daddy?
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Daddy never came to my ball games
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He never loved me
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Daddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! )
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Daddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! )
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Daddy never came to my ball games
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Daddy never CAME!
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I, I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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If you want me to
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Yeah I, I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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I can have a dark side, too
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I, I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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If you want me to
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Yeah I, I can have a dark side
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If you want me to
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Rock!
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Dark Side
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Tim Minchin |