I don't like Jews
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Neither should you
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They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
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I don't like black people
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It's just not acceptable
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There should be some kind of law, that is that
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And I get the shits
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With Inuits
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They get on my tits, the little bastards
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And women
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Just make me so mad
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Does that make me bad, am I bad?
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Is that bad?
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And the fuckin' Italians
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I just cannot stand them
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They really inspire my rancour
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Cheating fucking Italian wankers!
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And lesbians and the bicurious
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Make me furious
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It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!
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And fuckin' Christians
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I just want to punch them in their faces
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And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
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And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
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And I hate gays who talk camply
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And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry
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I hate the rich
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I hate the poor
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I hate bitches
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I hate whores
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I hate Africans
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I hate Japanese
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I hate the disabled
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I hate Burmese
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Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
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I will judge you for no reason
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[At this point, Tim "realises" that he's made a mistake: "Fuck, Sorry.
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That's the trouble with trying out new stuff, it's... I had half the lyrics
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Covered up. I think we should probably do it again. I think if we leave it
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There I might run the risk of being misconstrued. It's not even called
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'Cont', it called 'Context'."]
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[The song begins again]
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I don't like Jews
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Who make and distribute kiddy porn
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Neither should you
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Their ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
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I don't like black people
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Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives
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It's just not acceptable
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There should be some kind of law, that is that
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And I get the shits
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With Inuits
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Who find out what job I do
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And regale me with a racist joke or two
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They get on my tits, the little bastards
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And women
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Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis
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Career and mothering
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Just make me so mad
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Does that make me bad, am I bad?
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Is that bad?
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And the fuckin' Italians
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I just cannot stand them
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When they take a dive in the penalty box
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Denying Australia it's World Cup spot
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They really inspire my rancour
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Cheating fucking Italian wankers
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And lesbians and the bicurious
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Make me furious
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When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow
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When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital
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It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!
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And fuckin' Christians
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Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection
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I just want to punch them in their faces
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Although my anger is fleeting
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I understand their frustration
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She's a little too hesitant
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And I'm not comfortable Muslims on the tube
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Who look over my shoulder when I'm readin'
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And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
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Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding
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And I hate gays who talk camply
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During the final act of King Lear
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And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry
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When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
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Rhinoceros
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I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry
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I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry
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I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies
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I hate whores who won't accept Visa
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I hate African racists
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I hate Japanese homophobes
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I hate those disabled rapists
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I hate Burmese cats
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Yeah, I don't care about your colour or your creed
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I will judge you for no reason...
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But your deeds
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Cont
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Tim Minchin |