You like my crib, baby?
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Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy.
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Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin.
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And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in.
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You better let me in, baby. Don't you know ...
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If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can.
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Am I gettin' through, baby?
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Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off.
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I wanna get you off, baby.
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And lover, straddle my brass and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft.
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I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off?
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If the kid can't make you come, nobody can.
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Need I say more, baby?
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Do you wanna straddle my brass?
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If the kid can't make you come, nobody ...
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That's a pretty blouse.
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.... Thank you.
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Take it off.
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.... Is that better?
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A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though.
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.... Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off.
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Oh yes!
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This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France.
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This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to...
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.... Uhmm.
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Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby.
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.... Why not?
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Never mind. What time is it?
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.... Titty time.
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I know that's right.
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.... Uhmm.
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What's my name?
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.... Morris.
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No, come on baby, what's my real name?
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.... Uuh, uh, uhh.
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Talk to me, talk to me.
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.... M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris!
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Yes! Oh baby, you're just too sexy.
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.... Morris?
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Yeah baby.
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.... What's my name?
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It's baby, ain't it?
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.... Oh Morris, what's my ...
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Ah ga ga ga ga!
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.... Oh, Morris!
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Too sexy!
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I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
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Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby.
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.... What do you mean?
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You know, like you used to do in school.
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.... You got to be kidding. I guess you're not.
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Come on baby, Morris is listening.
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.... OK... I pledge allegiance ... to the flag... of the United States... of America ...
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.... and to the republic... for which it stands.
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Oh Lord! You're just too sexy.
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.... Uuh.
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Ain't nobody bad like me?
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If The Kid Can't Make You Come
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