Pain supreme, keep the open cut clean
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But only where there's hair otherwise it doesn't count
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But even if there's not an open cut anywhere
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Put a band-aid on, pull it slow and shout
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Eyebrows seem to be one of the best
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Or if you got a hairy chest slap one on there too
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Then peel it off, nice and slow
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It's a whole new experience every time you do
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It's a rush of pain, all through your head
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You shout and scream like you know karate
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This is a song for people who enjoy
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Rippin' band-aids off hairy parts of your body
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[chorus]
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So join the Hair Club
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Rip it off
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C'mon join the Hair Club
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Rip it off
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When you're alone in your house and there's nothing to do
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The medicine cabinet holds all the fun
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Call up your friends grab a stack of band-aids
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You'll thank me for this when the fun's begun
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When you first start doing this
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Hair on your arms and legs will do just fine
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But when you feel that it's time to move on
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A beard and a moustache will blow your mind
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This is an experience you'll never forget
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It soon will set your mind at ease
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And if you feel like becoming an artist
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Nasal hairs are a masterpiece
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Give it a try you got nothing to lose
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Even if you're embarrassed don't be scared to blush
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Tear it on off, slow or fast
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Underarm hair is a hell of a rush
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[chorus]
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Give it some time and I'm sure you'll meet
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People who enjoy ripping band-aids off
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They're very laid back worked out frustration
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They're always clean shaven and their skin is soft
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Other people think that they're all masochists
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But it's no different then using Epilady
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I beg to differ from the popular opinion
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I'm sane, it's the rest of the world who's crazy
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Band-aids here shove a band-aid there
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Shove a band-aid anywhere it'll fit
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And the final step, for experts only
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Pubic hair is the ultimate
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[chorus]
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Hair Club
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| Sudden Death |
