(parody of "Jump Around" by House Of Pain)
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Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin
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I came and went now I live a life of sin
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It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor
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Could go down the block, but I'm savin' some for later
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Find 'em, surprise 'em, tell the girl some lies then
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If jimmy starts to rise then start lookin' at the thighs and
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It doesn't matter where, she happens to be there
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Drawers everywhere, pungent odor in the air
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Skeezin', pleasin', hope there's no disease and
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Her hair up my nose causes uncontrolled sneezin'
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All you gotta have is a hole and a heartbeat
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On second thought, who needs a heartbeat?
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I came to get down, you came to get down
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So get out your pants and sleep around
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[chorus]
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Sleep around (3 x's)
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Wake up get up and go down
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Hump hump hump...
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I make a mess when I'm with somebody else
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If the girlie says no I'm whackin' myself
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The word on the street is that your momma likes meat
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So I'm-a visit for a while see how much she likes me
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But when it's your turn be careful not to get burned
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Clap on clap off then you're all full of germs
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'Cause I'm not sick but she may not be in the same boat
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So if you're gonna splash wear a raincoat
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But if you wanna lose reality and live in a soap opera
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Take the first girl you see and then go bop her
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I don't mean to gloat, but when I rock the boat
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It reaches up her body to the back of her throat
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I came to get down, you came to get down
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So get out your pants and sleep around
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[chorus]
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I move in for the kill, I got a lot of skill
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I'll never do a pig 'cause I'm not beastial
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But one ho was hairier than a Brittish Terrier
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Three's not a crowd, now I say the more the merrier
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But I ain't goin' out on no date
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Get used to one position, yo I might switch ya
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Up, up on the wall, then back accross the floor
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Put out for me and you may wake up underneith the kitchen sink
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I'm lookin' for my whore, she's going to get sore
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Knockin' up girlies then goin' to get more
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I came to get down, you came to get down
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So get out your pants and sleep around
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[chorus]
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Sleep Around
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| Sudden Death |
