{*a parody of Jay-Z's song "Hard Knock Life"*}
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[Chorus]
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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It's a Star Trek life for us!
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Steadda work-outs, feed my gut
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Steadda drivin, beam me up!
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It's a Star Trek life
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[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]
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Standin on the line a-waitin', the new movie
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And I've been here for a couple-of-days
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I'm drivin a car that looks like a Klingon Bird of Prey
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I know the exchange rate to convert dollars to latinum, you know my type
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The perfect complement for when we dine, is Blood Wine
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People think I'm out of my Vulcan mind, oh well
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Where all my homes with the rubber ears, and fake hair
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It may seem highly illogical, I don't care
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I'd love to build a replica of Quark's, we don't dare
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Get upset by all the snide remarks, and funny stares
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I put on a Starfleet uniform and strutted, uh-huh
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I put on some make-up so my face looked rutted, uh-huh
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I grab a B'at L'eth and act like a hot-head
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I met Marina Sirtis and greeted her like Butthead ("Hey baby!")
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You know I'd love to take her out some day
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But the Rules of Acquisition say she'd have to pay
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[Chorus]
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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Steada pizza, we eat Gach
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Steada Fido, he's Tuvac
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It's a Star Trek life
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[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]
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My beer belly hangs out, of the t-shirt
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That I've had since 1983, all faded and stained
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We live at conventions, spendin my entire pension
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I took a pill that made my blood turn green, I prefer that
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I go to bed wishin, that I wake up on a five year mission
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I had a vision of Gawron, said I have no honor
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And I'll never get on a girl or two
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But I'll lose my virginity if it's the last thing I do
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I want all those cool toys, from the Klingon knives
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To the phasers, transporters, holodecks, and warp drives
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And it'd be great to let Seven of Nine assimilate me
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Wait, but a Tribble wouldn't date me
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Got a phaser for a remote control
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Deflector dish for my cereal bowl
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Lost my keys in a wormhole
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My licence plate reads N-C-C-1-7-0-1-D
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I only wish it could go Warp 3
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[Chorus]
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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Steadda papers, read e-zines
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Steadda mother-in-law, The Borg Qween
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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It's a Star Trek life for us
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Steadda datin, we roll play
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Steadda "good luck", say Q'apla!
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It's a Star Trek life
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Star Trek Life
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| Sudden Death |
