The girl has got a hole kinda like the Grand Canyon
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No there ain't a jimmy that the jenny would abandon
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Doesn't matter, short, fat, thin, wide
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Jumps up, spreads her legs, down, boom, what a ride
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Got a second pair of lips that flap in the breeze
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She can stretch 'em from her hips on down to her knees
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There's a hole in the middle of her panty hose
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And she found a new use for a garden hose
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Don't try to satisfy if you go to ram her
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Unless you can compete with her new jackhammer
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I see her all around and her round behind
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Is always bouncin' up and down on anything she can find
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Any surface will do, no need for a bed
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Enough yeast infections to bake a loaf of bread
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Hell hath no fury like her doggy style
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Ever since she was a child she's been gettin' buck-wild
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"Would you, could you, on a plane?
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Would you, could you, on a train?
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Would you, could you, on a boat?
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Would you, could you, with a goat?".
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It's possible the girl is finally going to be happy
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I think she found a guy that can satisfy the nappy
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Her son will be proud to learn his father was valiant
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But I bet he'll be upset when he learns he was a stallion
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Makes men out of boys, dogs, bananas and tadpoles
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Straddles fire hydrants and occasionally flagpoles
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Turns on when you abuse yourself
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If you wanna get lucky introduce yourself
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At the petting zoo she finds a lot more to do
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More up and down movements than a kangaroo
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Under rhinos and elephants, living or dead
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Gave an ostrich a new place to bury his head
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Fantasizing about the force of Yoda
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While sittin' on a two-liter bottle of soda
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Spreads her legs and kills people with the smell
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She's a bona fide, certified, psycho slut from hell
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After years of abuse anything is gonna fit
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The nappy dugout has turned into a bottomless pit
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Once she's in place a crane can't move her
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She rams like a truck and sucks like a Hoover
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Goin' at it strong since the age of nine
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Now she goes through men like an assembly line
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Homeboy's done and then, thank you, come again
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Back in ten minutes cause they're gonna have fun again
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Maine, California, everywhere between
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Been nicknamed the All American Scream Machine
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Those with back and heart trouble shouldn't ride
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Make sure your lap bars are secured and tight
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She's lookin' to get married to a guy who can thrill her
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You know, someone who can rock like Godzilla
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This week's contestants have lined up behind her
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If you're lookin' for the girl you just might find her
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On Will, on Jack, on Dave, on Kevin
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On Eric, on Joseph, maybe even on Steve
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On Peter, on Scott, on John, on Tony
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On Todd, on Ken, and would you believe
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On Mark, on Jerry, on Jim, on Mike
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On Jeff, on Larry with a dog in there with 'em
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On Jack, on Marvin, on Allan, on Dan
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On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen
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Psycho Slut From Hell
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