Well, you’re just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens
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Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
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Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
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Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
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To Hell…
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You think Doc Martens are the coolest invention Listen | Buy
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Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else’s kitchen
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The plain truth is that you just plain suck
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So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
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Vans in my head
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Vans on my feet
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My sole is on the ground when I’m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
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Don’t wear no Doc Martens
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Can’t wear no Birkenstocks
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Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks…
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If you want to wear them you don’t have to ride a skateboard
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You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
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Someone’ll probably tell you that they’re not in trend
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Just tell them that’s the reason why you don’t have any friends
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No friends…
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I don’t wanna hear about alternative footwear
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And I don’t wanna hear about your new hair-do
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I don’t give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
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‘Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
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Vans in my head
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Vans on my feet
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My sole is on the ground when I’m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
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Don’t wear no Doc Martens
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Can’t wear no Birkenstocks
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Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks…
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Vans in my head
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Vans on my feet
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My sole is on the ground when I’m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
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Don’t wear no Doc Martens
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Can’t wear no Birkenstocks
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Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks…
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The Vans Song
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| The Suicide Machines |
