It's that time of year
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When we all get together
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And afterwards we wonder why
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a¢æ?Cause the later it gets
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The drunker we are
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Someone always ends up in a fight
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Well you'd think that a family
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Could try to get along
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At least this one day here
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But the fact is we can't,
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We never will
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So pass me one more Christmas beer.
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If you can't beat a¢æ?em, join a¢æ?em
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Get drunk and annoy a¢æ?em
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I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together,
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But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
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We don't know any better
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Same thing, different year
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God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over
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Pass me one more Christmas beer.
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Scotty's got JB down in a head-lock
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Mike just got decked in the hall
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Over somethin' 'bout NASCAR and who had the fast car
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And who put Junior into that wall
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Well grandma's bitchin'
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About paintin' the kitchen
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It's a good thing my grandpa ain't here
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I've tried to stay sober but this party ain't over
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So pass me one more Christmas beer.
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If you can't beat a¢æ?em, join a¢æ?em
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Get drunk and annoy a¢æ?em
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I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together,
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But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer
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We don't know any better
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Same thing, different year
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God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over
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Pass me one more Christmas beer.
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We don't know any better
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Same thing, different year
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Hallelujah and Happy {hic} Holidays
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Pass me one more Christmas beer.
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One More Christmas Beer
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Sunny Sweeney |