"Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one
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game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about
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tonight's contestants."
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"Hey, motherfuckers
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Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
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We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck
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So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"
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[Violent J]
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Woohoo!
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Everybody smile
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Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
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It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
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And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
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Cop copper, it's been a long while
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Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
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Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
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But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
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Looks good, nice try
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Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
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Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
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He just pounds nails in your forehead
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The pig got lucky that time
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But let's take a look who's next down the line
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Oh, the 43rd District judge
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Hey pal, remember me
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You threw me in jail
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Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
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The clicker's landed, let me check
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The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all
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We just cut your face off and slap your skull
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Who's next for the games and fun?
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Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
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The redneck that sicked his dog on me
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Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
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Spin around and around it goes
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Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
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Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
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Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
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"Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
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"Jeffrey Dahmer."
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"No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?"
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"Aww, shit, motherfuckers
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Get ready for round two of this bitch
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So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped
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Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"
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[Violent J]
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You like big money and prizes, don't ya
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You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya
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Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin
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Free money, now spin again
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Oh goody, the unzip your drawers
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I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
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Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
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Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
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The audience loves that shit
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Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
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Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah
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We got guts on the camera
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"The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo
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EVERYBODY SING!!"
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"Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a
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Faygo"
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[Violent J]
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Welcome back to the Carnival Show
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Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
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Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
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Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head
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Pick a door, one, two, or three
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It's the same behind every door, me
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There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
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The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
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At home they just watching your doom
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We broadcast from hell to your living room
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I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style
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Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
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"It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your
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mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss....
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HE HIT! What's next?"
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"We got money, we got cash, we got prizes
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We got blood, we got guts
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We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild"
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[Violent J]
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I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
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Somebody's gonna die, oh my
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It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor
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Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen
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Window, see he died and he went to hell though
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We meet again, I got my own game show
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Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around
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BONUS ROUND!
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Oh shit, the end of the game
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Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
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You gotta chance for money and prizes
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You gotta chance at death, too hahah
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So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast
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Your chance for freedom at last
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Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
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"Uh, I think so", load the gat
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"The governer?"
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"Eats butt."
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"Yes. The square root of two?"
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"Uhhh..."
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"Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?"
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"Butt cracks"
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"Right. Richboys eat?"
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"Caviar."
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"No, the correct answer's bullets." [gunshots]
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"Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
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See ya later, goodbye"
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"That's it, go home (aww!)"
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