You think you know, but you have no idea
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This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia
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Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together
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I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
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God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
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But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella
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Well thank ya fella,
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How considerate
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I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
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Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain
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So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
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Flash a devilish grin
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That'll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existence
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And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle
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From a distance
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For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills
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But when I looked, he looked the other way
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Now any other day
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Wouldn't let this type of shit bother me
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Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy
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So finally I stepped to him
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Kindly disrespected him
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Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
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He broke down in tears talkin bout how Jesus neglected him
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Make this rain go away
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Things would be much better
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I swear, I swear
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If the sun would come out today
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Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego
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Then pop pop went my God Complex
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I never thought 19 yrs after my first breath I'd be in art school surrounded
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By corny fucks debating who's more depressed
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I'm 21 now, and still can't deal with what's real
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But I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pills
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Daddy taught me better
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Mommy taught me how to crack 40's and jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
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And one time my mother changes
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So I'm in the rain waiting
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For the flood gates to open
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Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy
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Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
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I'm PH balanced
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For the floor? But strong enough to stay a float
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And doggy paddle long enough to catch that
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Life preserver rope
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And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like,
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Damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened
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And finally I step to you
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Kindly disrespect you
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Looked you dead in the eyes and analyzed how it affected you
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Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how J
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Esus neglected you
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Misdirected the definition of pitiful
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Make this rain go away
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Things would be much better
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I swear, I swear
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If the sun would come out today
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Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like your
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Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
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Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
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A cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck with
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You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
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Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
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Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
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A cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck with
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Make this rain go away
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Things would be much better
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I swear, I swear
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If the sun would come out today
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Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,
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You think you know, but you have no idea
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This is the diary of a breathing anomanopia
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Everyday's Forecast
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