If I recall correctly
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It was the middle of spring
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Walkin with my boys
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Contiplating what summer will bring
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We started talkin about girls
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And it was the funniest thing
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As I started to remember some of the funniest things
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See there was ashley,
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She caught my eye the second that she pasted me
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I kissed her once
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Then she started to harrase me
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She called all night long
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I had to buy a brand new phone
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And let me see
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There was mellony
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To have a mouth like that should be a felony
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Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me
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I mean dirty vocab
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She used to talk like she was crunk
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And after that was tiffany
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The one with the cute cousin
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Are you kiddin' me?
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She had a man
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But that didn't mean shit to me
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He tryed to catch us all the time
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But I was just to god dam smooth
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And I can't forget to mention Carrie
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But that situation quickly got scary
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Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
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Can you believe that shit?
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I had to pack my bags and move!
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They say I gotta change my evil ways
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And I'm workin hard at it every day but
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No matter what i do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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If love is just a game that people play
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And practice make perfect is what they say but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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I'll always remember Monica
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The jewish chick
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She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah
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To met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica
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But she looked so dam good
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She almost made my ass convert
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And after that there was Lisa
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She had a twin sister, Teresa
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I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza
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The greatest night of my life
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Schleps to rock that kill to birds
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And there was Erica
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She had the stankest breath in North America,
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I tryed to slip her tic tacs
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But they were scared of her
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And when we made out
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I always had to plug my nose
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And I supose your know the sister
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Shoot, I swear by hand and God
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I only kissed her
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I gotta foot fetish
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But she gotta lota blisters
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I mean hammer time feet
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You think she had walked from Boca Raton
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They say I gotta change my evil ways
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And I'm workin hard at it every day but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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If love is just a game that people play
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And practice make perfect is what they say but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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Yo Matt,
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Remember Catherine?
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She talked so much
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I used to make her bring me aspirine
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Bla, bla bla bla
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I'm doin fine thanks for askin
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I even tryed to make a muzzle
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But her mouth would just not quite
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Oh Shit
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Remember Shuana
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I hate to bring her up again
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I didn't want her
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That girl I talked about
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In "that girls a dog" song
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Yea the poster girl from pac sun
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Almost made me lose my grip
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And oh shit
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There was Krystal
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The meth head
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She used to sniff like a fist full
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One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol
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She tryed to say I took her stash
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She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass
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And at last we got Kimmy
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She went abroad
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Came back
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And broke up with me
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And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me
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I cryed for like 3 days
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Then it was back to my evil ways
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They say I gotta change my evil ways
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And I'm workin hard at it every day but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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If love is just a game that people play
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And practice make perfect is what they say but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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They say I gotta change my evil ways
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And I'm workin hard at it every day but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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If love is just a game that people play
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And practice make perfect is what they say but
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No matter what I do
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I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
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