Mirror mirror what am I this mornin' (big dummy)
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What do you call a guy that ain't got no learnin' (big dummy)
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I spent every dime that I made last week and there ain't even lipstick on my cheek
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What's another way to say overlay meek (big dummy)
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I could've kissed her a dozen times last night (big dummy)
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A pretty little buddy and I wouldn't hold it tight
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I ran out of gas in my old clunk and I ran I gotta spare it outta my trunk
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Sometimes I think I oughta be a monk (big dummy)
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It wadn't very late but I thought I better take her on in (big dummy)
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I couldn't hardly talk for a quiver in my chin
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She let's sit in a parlor awhile she gave me a wink and a great big smile
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I said I better go gotta drive ten miles (big dummy)
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I got up my nerve next week from big brother Luke (now you're talkin' hahaha)
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He told me high steppin' girls don't like the spook (haha haha)
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But she told me she didn't want me around said you go jump in the river and drown
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She's goin' out with that naughty Bill Brown (big dummy now you're a big dummy)
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Big Dummy
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Tommy Collins |