When my granda' met with Patsy Cline
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He thought he'd have a wonderful time
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She stepped on his foot and he did pine
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I'm none the better for dancing
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I'm none the better for dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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Well Jim if we had a bob or two
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I'd tell you what we just might do
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Invite the ladies over a few
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And maybe the maids'll come dancing
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And maybe the maids'll come dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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We told ol' Joe half eight for sure
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He turned around and told one more
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And four hundred nutters turned up at the door
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All looking for maids to go dancing
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All looking for maids to go dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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We nearly had to fend them off
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They came in the house and began to scoff
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Of refreshment sure there wasn't enough
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Enough for the maids to come dancing
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Enough for the maids to come dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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They got in the whiskey and brandy too
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Then Flannery spewed up on my shoe
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He turned to me and said I love you
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Oh Jimmy we better go dancing
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Oh Jimmy we better go dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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To the Ashford house on a Friday night
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Then Tuman's and Ginger's for a bite
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And it's exit that's open through all of the night
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If they'll let me back in to go dancing
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If they'll let me back in to go dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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Oh now come my boys and be aware
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To make the scene you must take care
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And not show up with puke in your hair
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And maybe the maids will come dancing
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And maybe the maids will come dancing
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Down at St. Anthony's oh
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Come Dancing
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The Tossers |