well, as i came home on Monday night
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as drunk as drunk could be
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I sar a harse outside the door
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where my old harse should be
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so i called the whife and i said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that harse outside the dar where moy old harse should be?"
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"aaah ya drunk ya drunk you silly old fool, i tell you cannot see thats a lovely Sow that me mother sent to me"
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"where many a days I travel, a hundered miles or more, but a sow with a saddle on, i never saw before"
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Now, as I came home on Tuesday night
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as drunk as drunk could be
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i sar a coat behind the dar where moy old coat should be
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so i called the whife and said to her, "WIll you kindly tell to me, who owns that coat behind the dar, where moy old coat should be?"
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"aaah, ya drunk ya drunk ya silly old fool, i tell you cannot see, thats a lovely blanket that me mother sent to me"
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"well many's the day i travel, a hundred mile or more, but buttons on a blanket sure I never seen before"
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And as i went home on wednesday night
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as drunk as drunk could be
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I sar a pipe upon the chair where moy old pipe should be
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I called the whife and i said to her, "will you kindly tell to me, who owns that pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be?"
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"aaah ya drunk ya drunk, ya silly old fool, still ya cannot see, thats a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me."
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"well a manys the day i travel, a hundered miles or more, but tobacco in a tin whistle sure i never seen before"
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AAnd as I, went home on Thursday night
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As drunk as drunk could be
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I sar two boots beneath the bed
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Where my two boots should be
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so i called the Whife
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and i said to her, " will you kindly tell to me, who owns those boots beneath the bed, where moy old boots should be?"
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"aaaah! ya drunk ya drunk you silly old fool, tell ya cannot see, thats a lovely geranuim pot me mother sent to me"
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"well as manys the day i travel , a hundred miles or more, but laces on a geranuim pot, i never seen before"
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And a- I went home on friday night
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as drunk as dllunk could be
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I saw a head
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upon the bed
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where my own head should be
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so i called the whife and i said to har,"will you kindly tell to me, who owns, that head, upon the bed, where my old head should be"
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"AHHH! ya drunk ya durnk ya silly old fool, tell ya cannot see, thats a baby boy that me mother sent to me"
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"Well it's manys a day i travel, a hundred miles or more, But a baby boy with whiskers, THAT i never seen before"
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"oh a drunk ya drunk ya silly old fool, YA DRUNK! Your a silly old fool! your drunk! Your drunk!! Ya silly old fool, your drunk! your drunk!!"
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Seven Drunken Nights
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The Tossers |