I was getting dressed late one night
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along came a spider and I got a fright
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oh I could not squash it flat
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No matter how I tried,
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And when it looked me in the eye
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I ran away to hide...
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I put on me Doctor Martin shoes
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A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose
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A kick from the left a kick from the right
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I was on the floor but I was alright
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It was gonna be a long long night
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[Chorus:]
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Spiders in the dressing room
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Spiders everywhere
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Spider in the dressing room beware
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[repeat twice]
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Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance
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The spider got impatient
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Started crawling up me pants
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I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground
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Everything was silent so I didn't make a sound
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I crossed the room as happy as can be
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I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me
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But with me arm on the light
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He was there ready for a fight
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It was gonna be a long long night.
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[Chorus]
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It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead
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An audience had gathered round
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AndI was going red
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I put a jam jar on the floor
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the spider crawled inside it
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I screwed the lid back on the top
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And threw the jar outside
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At a party late that night
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Everything was bright and gay
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We played all our pop records and danced the night away,
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Early in the morning came a knocking at the door
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I opened it slowly guess what I saw
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It was gonna be a long long night...
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[Chorus]
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Spiders In The Dressing Room
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Toy Dolls |