We all believed that Neville
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was a f f f fine lad
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but when we go to know him better
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Neville drove us mad.
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Neville is a bighead
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Neville is a pain
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Neville is a pratt without a brain
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What a wally, what a burk
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he sticks out like a sore thumb
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he's a wally, he's a jerk
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nobody can be as dumb
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Neville's a hopeless case
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he can never pull a bird
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Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
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Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
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oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....
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Neville is a nerd.
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Neville gets on your wick
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Neville is a moron
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Neville makes you sick
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oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd
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Oh Neville's wearing Aramus
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and a little touch of Brut,
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he thinks he will pick up a chick
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in his white trendy suit,
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sunglasses in the disco
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Nev can't see too clear
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he's such a burk, he trips and
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spills his beer
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[Chorus]
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Neville's nice to all the girls
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but it's just a bluff
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Neville thinks he's Jack the lad
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but he's just a trendy puff.
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He says he's been to Tenerife
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and he knows Simon le Bon,
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but it's a codswallop
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coz Neville is a con
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[Chorus]
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Neville Is A Nerd
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