We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay
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We fancied the Mediterranean.
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All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one
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A Vacancy for which we didn't plan.
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WHAT COULD WE DO? WE COULD HITCH, A RIDE BACK HOME FROM MOSKVITCH
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WE HAD TO STAY & FACE THE COST & SUNBATHE IN THE RUSSIAN FROST.
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[Chorus:]
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One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME
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One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
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I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME
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The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform
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We had the flu & caught a Russian cough,
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No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood Scrubs
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We said we would complain to Gorbochof.
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WE COULDN'T FIND A DISCO ANYWHERE, NO McDONALDS OR A WIMPY IN RED SQUARE
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WE MUST HAVE BEEN POTTY TO HAVE GONE TO THE SOVIET UNION.
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[Chorus]
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For a pint & Coronation Street
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RUSSIAN HOME
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A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat
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RUSSIAN HOME
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[Guitar Bit]
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One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
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