One day I was walking down a long narrow path in the jungle
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With nothing on my feet
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Each step felt like mud though the ground was made of dirt
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But it was purple dirt
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It was like looking at the ground and seeing it brown
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Well, picture it purple
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Each step I took left a green footprint
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The trees were yellow, as a matter of fact
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Everything that was usually green was now yellow
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Bright yellow
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And then everything I bump into or touch would turn green with clouds
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The sky was orange with blackbirds flying around
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And in the distance I could see this mountain coming up
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And it seemed like the closer I got the worse the smell became
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After a quick sprint I was there, and I touched this mountain
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And realized it was a big piece of shit
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My first thought was "Paul Bunyon!"
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But reality slapped me around and I knew it was the
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Jolly White Giant taking a squat on the jungle floor, dumbass
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Well, I preceded down my little path not knowing what I would find
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And not really prepared to encounter anything
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Being since I had no clothes on and no bags of tricks
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But that didn't slow me down, I kept marching on
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And what did I see but the most beautiful girl I had ever seen
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Everything was properly placed, however, there was only one drawback
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She was pink
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I thought, would that be a good match, pink and gold?
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You see, I was gold
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Well, we touched, and looked, and smiled
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Because we did match, or didn't
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You see, love can be any color it wants to be
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So now I had a friend to walk the rest of the journey with
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And her name was Pink Jelly
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Pink Jelly was real cool, she could hold her breath and change colors
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Sometimes she was known as Psycho Jelly or Psychadelic Color Chick
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Anyway, that was one of her many talents
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It was nice having Pink Jelly along for the ride
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Although we would rarely talk, we would spit color on each other
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And stare at what we spit
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There was this one time when Pink Jelly was getting kind of cold
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So I spit some red on her and warmed her up
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You know, that made me feel real good inside
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Knowing that I helped Pink Jelly stay warm
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I had the biggest golden smile for the rest of the day
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As we continued to walk down the wonderful, purple path
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Holding hands
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Pink Jelly
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Tripping Daisy |