She's probably in a Bentley
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showing off her new fake boobies
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tryin' to break into the movies
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with some producer
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who seduced her
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with some sushi and cologne
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She's probably down on Sunset
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doin' all the things that she ain't done yet
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with some actor she calls Hector
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man I wish he meet Phil Spector
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and he'd ask to take her home
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She's lovin' Californ-i-a
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she loves the beach
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she loves to party everyday
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Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.
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ever since she went away
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I hate California
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Maybe she's livin' in a commune
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dancin' with Hippies under the moon
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it's all free love, weed and patchouli
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and there's a guru named Visuli
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and he's doin' her for sure
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Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star
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drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar
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those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado
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I bet she think she won the lotto good for her
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She's lovin' Californ-i-a
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she loves the beach
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she loves to party everyday
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Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.
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ever since she went away
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I hate California
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I think I seen her on TV
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last night on TMZ
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with the pretty people on parade
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she's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie
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man I guess she's really got it made
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She's lovin' Californ-i-a
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that string bikini and the sunshine on her face
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She's lovin' Californ-i-a
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she loves the beach
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she loves to party everyday
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Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A.
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ever since she went away
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I hate California
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I Hate California
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Uncle Kracker |