Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady,
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Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,
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Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
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Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,
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Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha,
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Mrs. MacGillicuddy
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How could she?
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Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell,
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Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura,
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Judy Jetson
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Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz,
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Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster,
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Rhoda, Penny Robinson
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How could she?
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Why don't you love me anymore?
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Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
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No recourse except for celluloid
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In my heart, I know you are not real
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Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
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Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
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Black or white, stunning Technicolor
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Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.
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I've become addicted to TV
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Crissy Snow, Catwoman,
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Creepela, Weezie Jefferson,
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Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who
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Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane,
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Vanna White, Wonder Woman,
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Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo
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How could she?
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Why don't you love me anymore?
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How could you?
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How Could She?
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Type O Negative |