Cheesy, cheesy!
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(This is a song about vegetables... they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)
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Call any vegetable
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(Call any vegetable)
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Call it by name
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(Call any vegetable)
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Call one today
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(Call any vegetable)
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When you get off the train
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(Call any vegetable)
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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Ooooh! The vegetable
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Will respond to you
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(Some people don't go for prunes... I dunno... I've always found that if they...)
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Call any vegetable
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(Call any vegetable)
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Pick up your phone
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(Call any vegetable)
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Think of a vegetable
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(Call any vegetable)
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Lonely at home
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(Call any vegetable)
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo
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RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
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RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
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RUTA-BAYYYYY...
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(A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.)
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No one will know
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If you don't want to let 'em know
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No one will know
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'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
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Call and they'll come to you
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Covered with dew
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Vegetables dream
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Of responding to you
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Standing there
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Shiny & proud by your side
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Holding your hand
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While the neighbors decide
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Why is a vegetable
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Something to hide?
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YAR-R-R-R-R-G-H!
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Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa |