"This recording, is a collection
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of unintended indiscretions before microphone"
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"Oh who locked the door?"
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"A hard man is good to find."
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"Open the door!"
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"The principles.. of friction"
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[Nice]This feeling's a function, so step to this
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[Serch]Ain't the average boys who do this
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[Nice]Door is opened, to office summoned
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[Serch] Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
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[Nice]Reception warm, not a handshake
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My hands shook, barrier's about to break
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[Serch]She was seated, legs long and slammin
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[Nice]Oval office opened, so let's begin!
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Push my point across, firmly
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[Serch]Core proposal
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[Nice]Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
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I serve you with motion
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and doors open wider, coast in
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[Serch]Secretary said, "Put Serch on line two..
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Yo, put him on hold!"
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"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)
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* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *
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Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
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I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
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Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
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Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
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Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin on me
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Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
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You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
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Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!
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[Serch]The meeting rotates
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[Nice]Mockneck or cactus?
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"They got my head boss.."
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[BOTH]She attacked us!
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[Nice]With a treaty for disarmament
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[Serch]We signed
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[Nice]Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")
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So I disarmed
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[Serch]And I poured the Scotch
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And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
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("Oh my goodness!")
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[Nice]Yeah, I reckon
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You keep minutes, I'll let you get second
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Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
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Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
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[Serch]Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
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[Nice]The Oval Office work is never done!
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[Serch]Never done!
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"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
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* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background *
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Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
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Nah man
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It was you that did it!
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Filet of sole on the Oval Office
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on a peanut butter leg
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Yo..
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She got down to my knees and it spread!
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"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
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[Nice]G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
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The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
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[Serch]Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
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[Nice]Serch said
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[Serch]Prime, let's do the three the hard way!
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[Nice]And knockin like we're knockin
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[Serch]BOOTS!
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The office flooded with the sex check suits
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Deploy missiles of the MX variety
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[Nice]Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
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[Serch]I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
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* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *
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And in the Oval Office
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[Nice]Finally peace!
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Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
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[Serch]What's the Oval Office?
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[Nice]Our permanent residence!
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[Serch]Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
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[Nice]Aiyyo Bush!
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[Serch]We're audi like Elvis!
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Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
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You're finally in there, for the first time man!
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"Victims of these classic boners.."
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Yo move that thick body of yours
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Move that thick white body!
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"Victims of these classic boners.."
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[MC Serch]
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Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
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I've got the woody!
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I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
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"Victims of these classic boners.."
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I can feel it! You gotta understand see
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"Victims of these classic boners.."
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Gotta understand the subject of the topic
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There's too much butt-waxin, no --
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there's too much vaseline usage
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There's too much KY jelly
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Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
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I have the woody man, I have
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Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
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You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
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I think you are my auntie
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Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
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You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
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I'm a great man, you're a flabber man
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Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
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I heard Rob never got the wood
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