[Alan]
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A-B-C-D-E
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(Wait, Alan,
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may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
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No no no, dis is my spot
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Don't try and steal my spot
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A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
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A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
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B B B
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B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
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C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
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You have no cutout
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D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
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Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc
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$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
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E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
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F is for flesh itself - fuck you!
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G - Get out my house
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H - Homer
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I - Idiot
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J - Jackoff
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King, King K
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Alan King of MY castle
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L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit
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M - my, my, my, my, my son
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Alan are you mad? The question is no
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N - N is for New York City
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O - oh O, oh no
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You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
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P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
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Q - quote
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Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
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Unquote
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R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?
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Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
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rough, rest {*snores*} resume
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S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
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T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
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U - you will never understand
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V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
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W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
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X, X - X amount of times I tell you
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you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
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Y? I don't know
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Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
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Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's
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Al'z A-B-Cee'z
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