Tom Meltzer
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She reminds you of your mother in a dirty sort of way
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When she brings you your food and she takes it away
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She smiles at you when you clean your plate
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Makes you feel like a big strong man
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Is she winking at you or is that something in her eye?
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Are you making too much of her giggles and sighs?
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The only thing you've talked about is coffee and fries
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But she's a waitress so she understands
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So, you take my order, I'll take my time
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I'm looking you over while I'm making up my mind
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Put on the skillet, put on the bread
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I'll pretend I'm home, getting breakfast in bed
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She don't leave me fed up, she just leaves me well fed
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She's a waitress and she understands
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In her tight uniform with a low-cut neck
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And the way that the grease mixes with her sweat
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She smells as good as the inside of a new Corvette
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She fits your dreams like a baseball glove
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And when she smiles at you, that's when you realize
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That's not the way she smiles at all the other guys
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You see her sneak a peek from behind the pies
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She's a waitress, and you're in love
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CHORUS
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(last line: She's a waitress, and I'm in love)
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Now you see her give the fry-cook a secret kiss
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And the ring on her finger that you previously missed
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Maybe you're not the guy she can't resist
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And your breakfast is almost done
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So you swear that you'll never fool yourself anymore
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Then you remember as you're walking out the door
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There's still lunch and dinner and a thousand meals more
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With a waitress at every one
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CHORUS
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She's a Waitress (and I'm in Love)
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5 Chinese Brothers |