It's a hundred pounds an hour
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Or two hundred for the day
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I'll take cash or credit card
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I don't mind how you pay
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It's a funny kind of business
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When you're in demand
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A social mantelpiece-man
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Would never understand
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Started back in oh-six
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When I was down and out
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Not a conjure up together
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Left in no doubt
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I looked at the computer
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And I had to make the choice
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One was cleaning toilets
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And the other needed boys
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Now I'm a freak
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I get my money through love
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And I'm a freak
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But it hurts me so much
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I'm living by the hour
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Sometimes by the day
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Always gets me outta bed
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And never goes away
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Here's another pensioner
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Who's hornier than most
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Got a little cottage
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Just on the coast
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But we've gotta be so quick
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Before her husband gets home
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He might be old and grey
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But he's as hard as a stone
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The act of love was simple
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But the end felt like death
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Then she started talkin'
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I could smell her breath
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Oh my stomach went all queasy
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And I started to balk
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I took my ready payments
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And I walked out the door
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Cus I'm a freak
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I get my money through love
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And I'm a freak
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But it hurts me so much
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I'm living by the hour
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Sometimes by the day
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Always gets me outta bed
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And never goes away
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All my friends laugh
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And they talk behind my back
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I'm thinking I'm on top
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But inside my soul just rots
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I'll pack it in some day
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Save some money and move away
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Cus life as a gigolo
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It's all gonna have to go
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I'm gonna have to go
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Spinning down my spine
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It gives me the creeps
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Pay me now, not later
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Cus I've gotta leave
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Got a forty year old woman
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Who's six foot four
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All the kids go crazy
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When they see me at the door
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It all gets sorted out
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And gives them a clout
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Strips off in the bedroom
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Shows me what it's about
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I try and try all day
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Tryin' all day long
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I try and try again
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Until the money's all gone
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Cus I'm a freak
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I get my money through love
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And I'm a freak
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But it hurts me so much
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I'm living by the hour
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Sometimes by the day
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Always gets me outta bed
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And never goes away
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Freak
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The Zutons |