[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
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Dear PFIQ,
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Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.
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I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.
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I finally got rid of the smell
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Of the deep scrotum piercings
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(mumble)
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By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
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Now, air can get through.
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(laughs)
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(FZ: Can you stand like that?
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Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because... again... oh...
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FZ: Just... just say "now, air can get through")
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Now, air can get through.
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Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able.
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I have them all
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And go over them many times.
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You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?
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Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.
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P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
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Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.
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(OOHH!)
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I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
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But I didn't want the artist to stop.
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Master Ringo
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1970-WIM
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Master Ringo
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| Frank Zappa |
